Official C.A.R. Statement on confusion about what we are
We are not yet another comedy blog. If we were, we would be monetizing this.
This is **NOT** yet another comedy blog. We would be monetizing this if it were. Comedy blog creators need your money more than we do. We need recruits, not money.
We are not monetizing this, although we are available (free) for weddings and funerals of prominent fascists. No birthday parties - Hisself has exclusive access C.A.R. Biggest, Wettest Birthday Parties. Next year, we plan to hold a nationwide wet-clown contest for Hisself’s b-day (presuming it isn’t rained out).
This is a *REAL ARMY* of clowns fighting fascism with farce. We are not the only cell. See the Clandestine Insurgent Rebel Clown Army (CIRCA) for other clown army cells. Pussycat Riot was a clown army troop. Clown army war heroes include Charlie Chaplin, Roberto Benigni, and Lewis Goodall. Little-known fact: Woodie Guthrie was a clown army operative. So was his son, Arlo.
Guitars kill fascists. Clowns make them laugh.
Learn more about the history of clown armies here:
Thank you Clown Spirit for your clown infrastructure project!!! We at C.A.R. have no affiliation with the people at Clown Spirit and have no marketing arrangement with them. We only link to them because they offer an online clown school and they aren’t in it for any “Greatest Shows”. You don’t have to purchase anything from them: we at C.A.R have active training programs with a lot of free content. Bottom line: Embrace your inner fool and learn to laugh at it. When you do that, others will join you in laughter.
If clowning isn’t your thing, we have heard rumors of BDSM armies forming to face riot police with pleas of “Please, Sirs and Madams, May We Have More?”
We are also aligned with anti-fascist religious communities, peaceniks, purple-hatted and veteran Grammys, homeless advocates, suicide prevention advocates, traveling foodies, and pretty much any other anti-fascist organization that values joy and life over misery and death. If you are such an organization and are interested in how you can benefit from clowning, please contact us in comments, PM, or chat threads!
If you have historical knowledge pertinent to our mission (i.e., know a thing or two about Lewis Goodall or Roberto Benigni), please contact us!