Clown Party!

If Hisself Wants a Party, It Needs Clowns!

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We are now officially waiving the bootcamp requirement to watch “Life is Beautiful” by Roberto Benigni

But all other boot-camp requirements are in force. Recruits are expected to make time to watch the movie at their earliest convenience.

Bootcamp is here:

We are recruiting recruiters. If you are reading this, you too can be an official recruiter for The Clown Army of Resistance.

We are behind the 8-Ball (Don Jnr. probably snorted it). We suck at marketing. We need your help! Ask how in comments!

Hisself the wannabe dick-tater don wants a big party THIS weekend. What party is complete without clowns?

Photo by Oana Ciurcanu on Unsplash

No party is complete without clowns. Hisself wants the BIGGEST party, then Hisself needs the MOST clowns! We need you. So when you attend #NoKings protests this weekend: don your clown wardrobe/uniform - be it a big red nose, full regalia, or just your goofy self. Me, I am going as a Patriot Full-Frontal. No, not really: I have no intention of getting arrested. But I will be wearing Khakis and carrying a plastic Captain America shield. Maybe you’ll see me. If you do, come say hello! I’ll be running a recruitment desk at the major urban area protest near me.

Clown College

Think of this as the University of Phoenix version of clown college:

Me, I’m more a fan of the French version of clowns.

“The teacher, he tried to help the student discover freedom and not to ask you if you feel well.”

— Lewis Goodall

Places which know first-hand how to topple tyrants LOVE clowns. Politicians are called “clowns” BECAUSE of the real clowns who mocked them.

Wherever Marines Go, There is War.

By definition.

Hisself has declared war on the USA. If you disagree, I’m surprised you’re still reading. C.A.R. is an Army. It is unlike any Army you’ve ever seen before. We are building logistics, but we need your help. Our primary mission right now (besides de-escalating riot police in L.A. - where we have no formal presence) is recruitment. Uncle Sam NEEDS YOU!

WAVE THAT FLAG!

Merry Pranksters: you know exactly what “fair use” means.

Housekeeping

I suck at housekeeping. But I have to make an effort, so here it is:

Official Substack Chat Thread

Official Kegseth Top-Secret Signal Group Chat on Signal (for #NoKings coordinating)

Click here to join. Right-click to copy and share widely.

This Signal Chat is not actually top-secret. Do not doxx yourself in it. C.A.R. recruits are welcome to share their C.A.R. call-signs.